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2 Bit Sucka
04:37
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You a 2 bit sucka and a 2 bit fool
You got your 2 bit skills from a 2 bit school
It’s funny how your only raps are rhymes about your raps
When you ain’t got no raps but rhymes around your raps
Why don’t you get yourself a lesson from the school of hard knocks
Before you go and tell me how you’re packin a glock
I heard you talk, your front gets mocked
How come I never heard of you if you invented hip hop?
You bring a half pint of logic to you so-called knowledge
You keep tryin’ to school me like you was a college
But I look past the façade, impale your image like Vlade
Lyrically arrested and you know you’ll get charged
Put in jail, without bail, you try to escape but to no avail
Cause when you gather your crew to try to do what you do
You find that even all your best homies bailed
So take your whack track, set it back on the stack
Of dust collectin’ CDs on a K-Mart clearance rack
You played your ace, we learned your face, now know your place
Cause you know you about to vanish without a trace
You can’t think it, your skills a trinket, you just sing it
Why don’t you stop all your singin’ and just bring it
So pack it up back in your trunk, you out of luck
Cause you know you’re just a 2 bit sucka
You’re just a 2 bit sucka
You don’t say how I got on that list of names you’re namin’
And you don’t pay the dues to gain the status you’re clamin’
But while you’re famin’, you know I’m gamin’
And when you fall on your face you know it’s me you’re blamin’
But it was the attention that grabbed you like a drug
Left you bruised and beaten like a mafia thug
You try to cover what’s missing like a bald man with a rug
You hungover on yourself like you was hittin’ a jug
You had to find a scapegoat wo why you failed
Why your train of egotistic behavoir derailed
So you look around to see people lookin’ at me
So it must be my fault, you thought that that was the key
So you went and tried to dis me on area801.com
Then you realize we’re always comin’ strong
You can’t help it, you ask yourself what’s wrong
Cause the next day you’re singin’ songs about mowin’ your lawn
So take your whack track, set it back on the stack
Of dust collectin’ CDs on a K-Mart clearance rack
You played your ace, we learned your face, now know your place
Cause you know you about to vanish without a trace
You can’t think it, your skills a trinket, you just sing it
Why don’t you stop all your singin’ and just bring it
So pack it up back in your trunk, you out of luck
Cause you know you’re just a 2 bit sucka
You’re just a 2 bit sucka
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Gatz 'n' Skirtz
02:43
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Open the door and stroll in sly
From across the floor this little betty makes my eye
Hesitation cause I’m a little shy
But she was dressed to impress and I was lookin’ fly
Then she smiled at me and kissed my cheek
Now I wasn’t gonna wash it for one whole week
She bolts out the door what could be wrong?
That’s when I check my butt and realize my wallet is gone
When a situation comes I might get capped
You know I never worry cause I’m always comin’ strapped
But these killas got other ways to hurt
They trade their fists for some curls and their gatz for some skirts
Now I used to think that I was all bad
Rappin’ ‘bout BYG’s and lively trees, how suckas made me mad
But I ain’t got nothin’ on these killas
Flexin’ games takin names all around body bag fillas
So, me and my homies we pile into my ride
Capacitate some flux and no speed laws did we abide
Then she pulled up beside I hit the gas to fly
But first she killed 10 of my homies with a wink of her eye
When a situation comes I might get capped
You know I never worry cause I’m always comin’ strapped
But these killas got other ways to hurt
They trade their fists for curls their gatz for skirts
See pops was lookin’out for me so many years ago
He saw the way I liked the ladies, how the ladies peeped my flow
So he sat me down upon his knee, the tender age of three
He dropped the knowledge from his head to me, opened my eyes to see
He said, “remember, son, back in the day,
When I told you to say away from all those games that they play?”
I said “yeah pops, but that would be tight,
If I could find the girl that’s right to spend the rest of my life.”
You see, you take the hardest homie and he still cannot compare
To the fair-skinned killer with the long blonde hair
And blue eyes, always contemplating demise
In a tight little tanktop and a pair of Black Flys
When a situation comes I might get capped
You know I never worry cause I’m always comin’ strapped
But these killas got other ways to hurt
They trade their fists for curls their gatz for skirts
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Harvey Encyclopedia
03:16
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Harvey col' suitin' in his finest plaid sport coat
Knockin' on the door and col' clearin' his skinny throat
A bag he's totin' from his shoulder chock fulla A books
He's passing folks on the street giving him strange looks
Encyclopedia salesman of the month he's been for 3 years
Big fat brown tie and straight sticking out ears
Clip fulla bills and a tent sized brief case
You try to run away but the boy's in your face
He's knockin' on the door with his ten foot wide grin
And in a raspy voice he says, "please may I come in?"
Some people say no but the majority say yes
And he goes through his sales pitch, buy now, pay less
But If you say no then you'd better have a gat
Cuz you just told him no and he don't wanna hear that
He got a perfect sales record, and you're gonna see why
If you refuse him, then you're surely gonna die
Throw the bolt on the door and shut the window cuz
Harvey's comin' to your house with encyclopedias
One day he cruises over to a quiet sub urban street
People who live there are the nicest you’ll ever meet
Harvey goes up to the first house and he knocks on the door
But when the sucka wouldn’t buy, yo, Harvey dropped him to the floor
At the next house some old fool had just woken from a nap
He tried to shut the door so Harvey had to bust a cap
At the next house down the row Harvey had to empty his gun
And after that he left and said I think today my work is done
He comes back in the morning and col’ parks his car
Straighten his bow tie and nibbles a power bar
Walks to the house he left off at yesterday
But the woman who lives there is waiting in the driveway
She baked him some cookies and she ordered a whole set
The the next guy on the block ordered all the he could get
Every offer Harvey made, the people quickly took
By 9 am he’d sold every last book
Throw the bolt on the door and shut the window cuz
Harvey's comin' to your house with encyclopedias
First you see him walkin’, then you hear him knockin’, you know his gun is cockin’,
And the he greets you with a smile
No offers you’re rejectin’, your money he’s collectin’, the mirror he’s inspectin’,
Yo Harvey’s got the mad style
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Know It All
02:57
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You wanna start a fight
Think you’ve got insight
Think you’re the only one who knows what’s right
When I look into your eyes I see uncrossable distance
You’ve created with your wisdom. You think you know what I’m missin’.
You think you’ve got it figured out you know just what I lack
And where you don’t.
Think everyone else is wrong
And so you sing your song
You were the right one all along
In your mind you know you’re right and no one else has got a clue
You know just how it would be if they would listen to you
In your mind you’ve been strong in this position from the start
And that everyone should be like you
Know it all
You’re just a know it all
Know it all
Someday your world is gonna fall
You’ve got it figured out
It’s what you’re all about
Makes you feel big and makes others small
You know that you’re the only one who sees how things should really be
Think you’ve got some special wisdom and you take it out on me
Your supposed wisdom makes you big you treat others like they’re small
Sucka, you’re gonna fall
You reward yourself
Put trophies on your shelf
You think that you just know it all
It’s you who lacks the wisdom. Blinded by greed it’s hard to see
Selfishness disillusions, you’re taking everything for free.
You put this barrier between us, now I can’t even look at you;
Too late to get a clue
Know it all
You’re just a know it all
Know it all
You know some day you’re gonna fall
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5. |
Bootie Rig
03:08
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For weeks you’ve been hearin’ about the band whose shows are so live
Homies and girlies gettin’ burly suckas takin’ a dive
It’s a weekend and you’re chillin’, but in walks your bro
He says the Chump band is playin’ and asks if you wanna go
You’ve got the fear flowin’ thru your viens, you’ve heard about the violence
Suckas be dyin’ from the volume of the speakers like it’s science
So you both hop into his ride and you speed up to the door
You both hand the man the money and you walk into the show
Inside the:
Heads are bobbin,
Pogos hopping
Your ears are throbbin
And we’re not stoppin’
Jumpsuit wearin’
Speekaz blarin’
Pant legs flarin’
Woofers tearin’
The mic is soundin’
No feet are groundin’
Heart is poundin’
The crowd astoundin’
Music thumpin’
Chump is chumpin’
The people bumpin’
Heavies jumpin’
And when you think that you can’t take it
We’re gonna give you more
And if you think that we’re gonna fake it
Then you can use the door
You know we like it loud and heavy
That’s the way we play
When you ask us how we do it
that’s when we say
We got the Bootie Rig
Before you can react to it, you’re thrown into the middle of the floor
In the front section you need protectin from the kids who get hardcore
The place is packed so full of homies gettin’ burly the sound
But then the music grabs a hold of you and you have to move around
Turnin to the left and you see more people, turn to the right you see the same
You gotta get workin, stop your lurkin so homies won’t think that you are lame
You push your way into the center where the music’s pumpin’ loud
But then you’re swept up and you’re bumpin’ now you’re movin with the crowd
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Chump Salt Lake City, Utah
Active in the mid-'90s local rock scene of Salt Lake City and Provo, Utah. Chump blends rock, punk, hardcore, metal, funk,
and hip-hop. The group often uses humor and silly lyrics, parodying everything from “gangsta rap” culture to traveling encyclopedia salesmen.
For merch: chump.axomo.com
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